<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464</id><updated>2011-08-16T22:05:23.635-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mumble Herder</title><subtitle type='html'>Height: shorter than Elvis but taller than Johnny.  Eyes: Fulfillingness' First Finale.  Hair: sometimes.  Build: Tower of Babel, Gormenghast, Temples of Syrinx.  Subject to change without notice.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>578</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-6681807545261100790</id><published>2007-02-08T14:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-08T10:58:55.039-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Blogger Readers:</title><summary type='text'>After much agonizing, I've decided to move my blogging over to my LiveJournal, at least on a trial basis.  As Alan pointed out a few days ago, most of the discussion tends to happen over there anyway.  So, this blog will be inactive at least for the near future.  Come on and join the fun over there.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/6681807545261100790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=6681807545261100790' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/6681807545261100790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/6681807545261100790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/02/dear-blogger-readers.html' title='Dear Blogger Readers:'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-5381300747179933793</id><published>2007-02-07T10:43:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-07T10:43:29.253-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm So In Love With You, I'll Be Forever Blue</title><summary type='text'>I got my first LJ comment spam last night!  It turns out, this guy?  His wife left him for another guy?  And there's video now on the Internet of her doing this stuff with the other guy?  That she would never do with the first guy?  So this guy wanted me to see the video of his wife and this other guy? . . .  Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either.  BUT, I figure this is some sort of rite of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/5381300747179933793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=5381300747179933793' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/5381300747179933793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/5381300747179933793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/02/im-so-in-love-with-you-ill-be-forever.html' title='I&apos;m So In Love With You, I&apos;ll Be Forever Blue'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-2962323031862558736</id><published>2007-02-06T18:46:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-06T18:47:30.747-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I did not take this picture . . .</title><summary type='text'>     Am I a lost Oliphant, or what?    Originally uploaded by 2composers. . . . but I love it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/2962323031862558736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=2962323031862558736' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/2962323031862558736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/2962323031862558736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-did-not-take-this-picture.html' title='I did not take this picture . . .'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/382112063_abe7651b7c_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-97484408313869216</id><published>2007-02-06T10:40:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-06T10:41:35.382-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Take a Picture, Sweetie, I Ain't Got Time to Waste</title><summary type='text'>According to yesterday's poll happiness is "Something to do with food," with "A warm puppy" and "A chemical imbalance in the brain" rounding out the top three.  Please adjust your expectations accordingly.  [Blogger-readers note: I gots no polls over here.  Sorry.]On the way to work I saw a woman doing perhaps the weirdest walk I've ever seen in a non-physically challenged person.  She would walk</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/97484408313869216/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=97484408313869216' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/97484408313869216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/97484408313869216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/02/take-picture-sweetie-i-aint-got-time-to.html' title='Take a Picture, Sweetie, I Ain&apos;t Got Time to Waste'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-8606765767146065144</id><published>2007-02-02T20:58:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-02T20:59:12.980-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Synapses Not Firing</title><summary type='text'>Right, because there must be hundreds of screenwriters in Hollywood who'd come up with a better take on Wonder Woman.Three hours of cable news as background noise has led me to believe that people are stupid.  I'm not sure this qualifies as news.It's too cold.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/8606765767146065144/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=8606765767146065144' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/8606765767146065144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/8606765767146065144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/02/some-synapses-not-firing.html' title='Some Synapses Not Firing'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-6259355197864821344</id><published>2007-02-01T12:39:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-01T12:41:01.683-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Tammy Todd's Door</title><summary type='text'>     Tammy Todd's Door    Originally uploaded by Snurri. "The immediate cause of the Exile may never be known.  In those soggy April days immediately following the event, when mobs were the rule, accusations and counter-accusations flew with regularity.  As Walter Wenstrup pointed out in his pamplet A Call For Civic Order (largely ignored at the time), there are several factors which make </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/6259355197864821344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=6259355197864821344' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/6259355197864821344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/6259355197864821344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/02/tammy-todd-door.html' title='Tammy Todd&amp;#39;s Door'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/110/308986440_becd1175ae_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-8057849555142057631</id><published>2007-02-01T10:20:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-02-01T10:21:05.790-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Super Bowl Snuffle</title><summary type='text'>So I called up my friend Kiljoong to ask him if he wanted to go see Volver, because it's Almodóvar and I like Penelope Cruz when she's acting in Spanish.  (For some reason her voice grates on me something awful when she's speaking English.  I realize that I am insane.)  He doesn't pick up so I leave him a voice mail saying, "Blah blah blah Century Centre Thursday or Friday would work but if </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/8057849555142057631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=8057849555142057631' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/8057849555142057631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/8057849555142057631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/02/super-bowl-snuffle.html' title='Super Bowl Snuffle'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-986733075147676234</id><published>2007-01-30T11:07:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-30T11:08:23.855-06:00</updated><title type='text'>What About the Voice of Geddy Lee?</title><summary type='text'>Archaeology!  Ancient City Found in Mexico!  Village Discovered Near Stonehenge!  Police to Reunite!  (At the f*&amp;%ing Grammys.  Now I have to watch the Grammys.  Someone kill me.)Warren Ellis subjects us all to shares an excerpt from Jeff Lint Steve Aylett's surreal parody comic "The Caterer."  SMOOTHING THE CHEEK OF REALITY HAS ITS DANGERS!Hannah links to the poem "Library" by Arthur Goldbarth, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/986733075147676234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=986733075147676234' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/986733075147676234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/986733075147676234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/what-about-voice-of-geddy-lee.html' title='What About the Voice of Geddy Lee?'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-8649692494679384199</id><published>2007-01-29T14:52:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-29T14:53:10.792-06:00</updated><title type='text'>My Handwriting Has an Expiration Date</title><summary type='text'>If anyone knows what the last word on the fourth line there is, let me know.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/8649692494679384199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=8649692494679384199' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/8649692494679384199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/8649692494679384199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/my-handwriting-has-expiration-date.html' title='My Handwriting Has an Expiration Date'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-6127718990472705375</id><published>2007-01-29T11:01:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-29T11:01:47.640-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Monday's Child Is In Your Face</title><summary type='text'>Note to the young man on the train: (Yes, I called you "young man."  I'm thirty-six, but I have the crankiness of a much older gentleman.)  Dude, if I can hear your iPod over the train as if I was wearing your headphones, it's too fucking loud.  Or your hearing is shot.  In either case, you need to get your head checked.I had kind of a crappy weekend, but it's over.  It's not like my life is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/6127718990472705375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=6127718990472705375' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/6127718990472705375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/6127718990472705375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/mondays-child-is-in-your-face.html' title='Monday&apos;s Child Is In Your Face'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-7037014478562047690</id><published>2007-01-25T09:44:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T09:44:40.057-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I Wrote This</title><summary type='text'>My (spoilery) review of Pan's Labyrinth is up at Strange Horizons.  To sum up: I liked it, a lot.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/7037014478562047690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=7037014478562047690' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/7037014478562047690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/7037014478562047690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/i-wrote-this.html' title='I Wrote This'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-1375730964922726172</id><published>2007-01-23T10:14:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-23T10:53:02.122-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Graffiti Etiquette</title><summary type='text'>     Graffiti Etiquette    Originally uploaded by Snurri. "Consider that the last broadcast television station in the city went off the air in 1985.  (For information on Cathode Phantoms and 'Channel Spider' see Chapter 17.)  The municipal radio station (officially called Radio Faldbakken--with the mayor's characteristic modesty--but known to most citizens as the Squeal) is limited to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/1375730964922726172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=1375730964922726172' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/1375730964922726172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/1375730964922726172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/graffiti-etiquette.html' title='Graffiti Etiquette'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/253861284_78ea660b68_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-8283454521415145338</id><published>2007-01-22T12:07:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-22T12:08:14.342-06:00</updated><title type='text'>We'll See It Through, It's What We're Always Here to Do (Writing Wank)</title><summary type='text'>Please note that this is not a "Do as I do" post.  (I feel the need to disclaim as I dislike prescriptive writing advice.)I'm a very . . . seat-of-the-pants sort of writer.  Particularly in the long form.  With short stories, about half the time, I think about the story for long enough ahead of time that I more or less know the whole thing before I start.  I may even do a rough outline before I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/8283454521415145338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=8283454521415145338' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/8283454521415145338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/8283454521415145338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/well-see-it-through-its-what-were.html' title='We&apos;ll See It Through, It&apos;s What We&apos;re Always Here to Do (Writing Wank)'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-3090117964996063997</id><published>2007-01-19T15:11:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T15:11:46.877-06:00</updated><title type='text'>RE: Fast/Slow Writing</title><summary type='text'>Oh, shut up.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/3090117964996063997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=3090117964996063997' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/3090117964996063997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/3090117964996063997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/re-fastslow-writing.html' title='RE: Fast/Slow Writing'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-5209312498091505649</id><published>2007-01-17T14:48:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-17T14:49:37.396-06:00</updated><title type='text'>First Time I'd Seen Him Smile In Years</title><summary type='text'>George Jones speaks.AP: "He Stopped Loving Her Today" is considered one of the greatest country songs of all time. Why do you think that song was so special?Jones: It may sound corny, but all my life I've wanted to write exactly that song, or I've hunted for it. I wanted to hear a song or write a song about how you could express your greatest love for someone. Bobby Braddock and Curly Putnam </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/5209312498091505649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=5209312498091505649' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/5209312498091505649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/5209312498091505649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/first-time-id-seen-him-smile-in-years.html' title='First Time I&apos;d Seen Him Smile In Years'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-3727985542305899338</id><published>2007-01-17T10:12:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-17T10:12:46.418-06:00</updated><title type='text'>More Cortázar, Because I Can't Believe How Awesome This Book Is</title><summary type='text'>Of course, the arguments have absolutely nothing to do with swallows, as anyone who understands the language of the two Tartars can testify."Of all the people I know, you are the biggest cronk," Calac says."And you are the biggest pettifor," Polanco says. "You call me a cronk, sir, but it's obvious that you've never boneyed your face in a mirror.""What you're trying to do is start a fight with me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/3727985542305899338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=3727985542305899338' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/3727985542305899338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/3727985542305899338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/more-cortzar-because-i-cant-believe-how.html' title='More Cortázar, Because I Can&apos;t Believe How Awesome This Book Is'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-2931144945578544492</id><published>2007-01-16T11:02:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T11:05:36.677-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Laminate THIS!*</title><summary type='text'>Last night an old guy yelled at me to zip up my jacket. He sounded angry. "Zip your jacket!" he said as he walked past. "What?" I asked him. "Zip up, it's cold!" he said. He was right. It's finally cold here, which sucks but we all knew it would happen eventually. Except for a couple of weeks right away in November this has been the wimpiest winter I can recall. My attitude is, you had your </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/2931144945578544492/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=2931144945578544492' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/2931144945578544492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/2931144945578544492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/laminate-this.html' title='Laminate THIS!*'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116883775433513910</id><published>2007-01-14T23:08:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-14T23:10:05.373-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Our Lady</title><summary type='text'>     Our Lady    Originally uploaded by Snurri. "In the wake of the Exile there has been a surge in religious interest in the city, but little of it is what might be considered Orthodox. There are the Swimmers, a death-cult which--despite the mayor's best efforts--holds periodic pilgrimages into the depths of Gerber Lake. As the lake is known to be infested with various unpleasant creatures, and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116883775433513910/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116883775433513910' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116883775433513910'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116883775433513910'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/our-lady.html' title='Our Lady'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/313045740_034ccf04c9_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116873629188518370</id><published>2007-01-13T18:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-13T18:58:11.886-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Hancock-in-the-Mist</title><summary type='text'>     Hancock-in-the-Mist    Originally uploaded by Snurri. Took this one while killing time between movies downtown.  It turned out pretty well, I think.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116873629188518370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116873629188518370' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116873629188518370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116873629188518370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/hancock-in-mist.html' title='Hancock-in-the-Mist'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/356346026_4f0c4cf223_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116873619745851781</id><published>2007-01-13T18:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-13T18:56:38.286-06:00</updated><title type='text'>This One's for Hannah</title><summary type='text'>     Leading Water to a Carriage Horse    Originally uploaded by Snurri. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116873619745851781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116873619745851781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116873619745851781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116873619745851781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/this-ones-for-hannah.html' title='This One&apos;s for Hannah'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/356346786_75c782398e_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116845018081418507</id><published>2007-01-10T11:29:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T11:29:40.853-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A bit of what I'm reading . . .</title><summary type='text'>Polanco almost always begins: Look here, I dreamed that I was on a square and I found a heart on the ground.  I picked it up and it was beating, it was a human heart and it was beating, then I took it to a fountain and washed it the best I could because it was covered with leaves and dust, and I went to turn it in to the police station on the Rue de l'Abbaye.  That's completely false, Marrast </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116845018081418507/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116845018081418507' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116845018081418507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116845018081418507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/bit-of-what-im-reading.html' title='A bit of what I&apos;m reading . . .'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116844781958686701</id><published>2007-01-10T10:49:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T10:50:19.630-06:00</updated><title type='text'>To the Person Who Reached This Blog Through the Search "Kelly Link Overrated":</title><summary type='text'>No.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116844781958686701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116844781958686701' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116844781958686701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116844781958686701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/to-person-who-reached-this-blog.html' title='To the Person Who Reached This Blog Through the Search &quot;Kelly Link Overrated&quot;:'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116844684199872590</id><published>2007-01-10T10:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T10:34:02.050-06:00</updated><title type='text'>She Worked at Red Lobster but I Didn't Remember</title><summary type='text'>If you love Grover, you should watch this video of his greatest rival delirious with pain.  Hilarious, but not safe for those without a tiny bit of the sadist in them.  (Via BoingBoing.)Gingerbread Bergen.  While you're on Flickr, check out this elephant migration.David Moles has some thoughts on characterization.Apparently I'm just not that much of a gadget geek.  Or maybe my standards are too </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116844684199872590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116844684199872590' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116844684199872590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116844684199872590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/she-worked-at-red-lobster-but-i-didnt.html' title='She Worked at Red Lobster but I Didn&apos;t Remember'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116837794632713825</id><published>2007-01-09T15:25:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-09T15:25:46.416-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Blogger:</title><summary type='text'>You suck.Love,Me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116837794632713825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116837794632713825' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116837794632713825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116837794632713825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/dear-blogger.html' title='Dear Blogger:'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116827498350686055</id><published>2007-01-08T10:49:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-08T10:49:43.626-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I Inject Pure Kryptonite Into My Brain, It Improves My Kung Fu and Eases the Pain . . .</title><summary type='text'>Jed discusses the (somewhat murky and suspect) etymology of the term "can of corn."  I must admit, I thought everyone knew this term.  But then, I am rather myopic when it comes to baseball stuff.  Man, do I miss going to games.Chance sent me a picture of a baby elephant eating a Christmas tree.  Chance is my favorite now.Something I keep meaning to point people at is the Blue Sky Studios blog, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116827498350686055/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116827498350686055' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116827498350686055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116827498350686055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/i-inject-pure-kryptonite-into-my-brain.html' title='I Inject Pure Kryptonite Into My Brain, It Improves My Kung Fu and Eases the Pain . . .'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116818456496795831</id><published>2007-01-07T09:41:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-07T09:42:44.986-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Teenage Imposters + A Reprint</title><summary type='text'>     Teenage Imposters    Originally uploaded by Snurri. Was at the Hideout AKA the best bar in the world last night to see my friend Bran's new band, the Teenage Imposters.  Bran's been on a quest for the perfect two-minute pop song for about fifteen years.  If he finds it, he might stop playing in cool bands; so if you know where it is, hide it!Also, found out that my story "The Ichthyomancer </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116818456496795831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116818456496795831' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116818456496795831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116818456496795831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/teenage-imposters-reprint.html' title='Teenage Imposters + A Reprint'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/349036831_8127a5d0c9_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116811344665270621</id><published>2007-01-06T13:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-06T13:57:26.720-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Darkness</title><summary type='text'>Ah, high school.  I'd probably have been an emo kid before my time if I'd wanted to let anyone know how depressed I was.  This occurs to me today because iTunes has been popping up with my then-theme song, "Darkness" by the Police:I can dream up schemes when I'm sitting in my seatI don't see any flaws till I get to my feetI wish I never woke up this morningLife was easy when it was boringI could </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116811344665270621/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116811344665270621' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116811344665270621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116811344665270621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/darkness.html' title='Darkness'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116793580805587000</id><published>2007-01-04T12:35:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T12:36:48.093-06:00</updated><title type='text'>PSA (For the Ladies)</title><summary type='text'>I have decided that I can boil my criteria for the woman who will tame this wild heart (stop laughing) down to one requirement.  So that y'all know what to shoot for.*She must be AWESOME.You may now return to boring me.  (Seriously, what is with the Intranets today?!?)*DISCLAIMER: Please consider the merchandise carefully before claiming it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116793580805587000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116793580805587000' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116793580805587000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116793580805587000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/psa-for-ladies.html' title='PSA (For the Ladies)'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116784463819927404</id><published>2007-01-03T11:16:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-03T11:17:18.240-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Stuff I've Been Reading + A Motivational Video For You</title><summary type='text'>Go check out Steph Burgis's story at Strange Horizons, Locked Doors.  It's my favorite story of hers that I've read, which is no easy compliment.Also new, the first installment of Farrago's Wainscot.  Let not your distaste for Farrago (I have my own reasons for despising the man, but I've sworn never to tell another living soul of that weekend; suffice it to say that Cthulhu wept) let you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116784463819927404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116784463819927404' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116784463819927404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116784463819927404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/some-stuff-ive-been-reading.html' title='Some Stuff I&apos;ve Been Reading + A Motivational Video For You'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116771431059337481</id><published>2007-01-01T23:03:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-01-01T23:05:10.636-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The honest truth . . .</title><summary type='text'>. . . is that I hate, loathe, despise, New Year's Eve.  I may dislike it even more than I do Valentine's Day, which is saying something.  I am a complete and utter sap for Christmas; I love the music, I love the lights, the trees, the food and the gifts and most of all the people.  When it comes to December 31st I am a complete and utter Scrooge.It is, however, the end of the year and a good time</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116771431059337481/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116771431059337481' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116771431059337481'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116771431059337481'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2007/01/honest-truth.html' title='The honest truth . . .'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116754771228290285</id><published>2006-12-31T00:48:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-31T00:48:32.316-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Movies</title><summary type='text'>I'll have more to say in my SH review, but in the name of all that's holy, go see "Pan's Labyrinth" ASAP.(Don't bring your kids, though.  You can take them to "Night at the Museum.")</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116754771228290285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116754771228290285' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116754771228290285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116754771228290285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/movies.html' title='Movies'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116743121809090718</id><published>2006-12-29T16:26:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-29T16:26:58.236-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Holidays</title><summary type='text'>     Buddy Bears    Originally uploaded by Snurri. Hope yours have been great, and hope the next year is even better.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116743121809090718/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116743121809090718' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116743121809090718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116743121809090718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/holidays.html' title='Holidays'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/337741720_9301b45a0f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116685680671627389</id><published>2006-12-23T00:51:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T00:53:26.753-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Season's Fleetings</title><summary type='text'>I just returned from the 1st Annual Hideout Christmas Pyrate Panto.  Jon Langford and Kelly Hogan in drag = awesome.  Sally Timms in an evening gown and a mustache = dignified, yet oddly attractive.  Lots of dirty pirate jokes, silly costumes, and music to remind one of Popeye.  If you weren't there, you missed it.*Now I guess I'm going to stay up until it's time to leave for my flight.  Odds are</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116685680671627389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116685680671627389' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116685680671627389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116685680671627389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/seasons-fleetings.html' title='Season&apos;s Fleetings'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116664816476560842</id><published>2006-12-20T14:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-20T14:56:04.863-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Night Train</title><summary type='text'>     The Night Train    Originally uploaded by Snurri. "Trains still pass through the city at night.  No one can say with certainty where they come from, or what their destination is.  Many of them appear to be empty.  They follow no schedule, but appear suddenly, glowing with unnatural light, never stopping. . . .  In the first years of the city's exile Mayor Faldbakken III ordered the tracks </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116664816476560842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116664816476560842' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116664816476560842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116664816476560842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/night-train.html' title='The Night Train'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116655137843750512</id><published>2006-12-19T12:02:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-19T12:02:58.476-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Year in Kate</title><summary type='text'>Everyone else is doing "Best Books of 2006" roundups.  Which I admire, but can't get my head around, personally.  So instead I give you a brief roundup of my viewing of films starring Kate Winslet.The Holiday: Yes, I saw "The Holiday."  It's not my usual fare--well, at least it's not my usual fare when I'm paying ten bucks for a ticket and not having a mild bout with insomnia and some </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116655137843750512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116655137843750512' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116655137843750512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116655137843750512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/year-in-kate.html' title='The Year in Kate'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116646306545888143</id><published>2006-12-18T11:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T11:31:05.500-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Elephant News Returns After Long Hiatus</title><summary type='text'>Kenya has gone from three years of terrible drought to the worst flooding in a decade; more than a hundred people have been killed.  In the long run the return of the rainy season can only be a good thing, but in the short term it's disastrous for the human residents.  For other animals, such as elephants, it's a bonanza.  (Wildcast, by the way, has some great videos, and a Flickr account as well</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116646306545888143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116646306545888143' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116646306545888143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116646306545888143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/elephant-news-returns-after-long.html' title='Elephant News Returns After Long Hiatus'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116620259561658182</id><published>2006-12-15T11:08:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-15T11:09:55.653-06:00</updated><title type='text'>WORLD DOMINATION: Step Two</title><summary type='text'>So, I'm good to announce that Superpowers is going to be published in the UK by Vintage Originals.  Check out those covers!  Gorgeous stuff.  I'm going to be working with Beth Coates, who has great taste, obviously.  W00t!  Thanks to Beth, to Shana (natch), and to our UK agent consult Will Francis, who gave the book my favorite tag description yet: "Superpowers is the weirdest, saddest, funniest,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116620259561658182/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116620259561658182' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116620259561658182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116620259561658182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/world-domination-step-two.html' title='WORLD DOMINATION: Step Two'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116603456555704376</id><published>2006-12-13T14:45:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-13T14:47:22.903-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Sort of Update</title><summary type='text'>Austen Update: I've finished all the novels (except for Mansfield Park which I gave up on) and I think Persuasion may be my favorite.  Either that or Pride and Prejudice.  The thing is, while Jane may have felt rushed to complete the former before she, um, died, the result of that haste is (IMO) something paced a little more along the lines of a modern reader's expectations.  Anne Elliott is less</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116603456555704376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116603456555704376' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116603456555704376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116603456555704376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/some-sort-of-update.html' title='Some Sort of Update'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116594298426921673</id><published>2006-12-12T11:02:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T11:04:36.583-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Not That He Just Wrote Novelty Songs -- "King of the Road," Anyone?</title><summary type='text'>Today, for no reason whatsoever, the lyrics to two songs by Roger Miller.  You really need to hear his delivery to get the full effect, but even without it this stuff is classic:"Chug-a-Lug" CHORUS:Chug-a-lug chug-a-lugMake you wanna holler hi-de-hoBurns your tummy don't you knowChug-a-lug chug-a-lugGrape wine in a Mason jarHomemade and brought to schoolBy a friend of mine after classMe and him </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116594298426921673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116594298426921673' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116594298426921673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116594298426921673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/not-that-he-just-wrote-novelty-songs.html' title='Not That He Just Wrote Novelty Songs -- &quot;King of the Road,&quot; Anyone?'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116579178945505169</id><published>2006-12-10T17:39:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-10T17:38:54.023-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Mama's Cooking Chicken and Collard Greens, These Are a Few of My Favorite Things</title><summary type='text'>Two tunes that put me in mind of the holidays: Coltrane and Run-DMC.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116579178945505169/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116579178945505169' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116579178945505169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116579178945505169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/mamas-cooking-chicken-and-collard.html' title='Mama&apos;s Cooking Chicken and Collard Greens, These Are a Few of My Favorite Things'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116551610219182417</id><published>2006-12-07T12:27:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-07T12:28:22.240-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Dwarf, Then</title><summary type='text'>The original title of this post was "GRUMPY" but I got good news so I am not, anymore.  Still I have no content, so I present you with links.Killer robots on the way.  SkyNet seeking beta testers.  Who can save us?  The snowbots?  Ganesh?  Sasquatch?  Tornadoes attack London.  Dinosaur meat now on menu.  David Letterman demonstrates siege technology, and hosts a martial arts demonstration with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116551610219182417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116551610219182417' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116551610219182417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116551610219182417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/another-dwarf-then.html' title='Another Dwarf, Then'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116542699572850856</id><published>2006-12-06T11:42:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-06T11:43:15.780-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Comcastic Service + A Meme</title><summary type='text'>Last night I went home to find my cable out, both TV and Internet.  Cue the shakes and nausea of withdrawal!  Not for the TV--although I was looking forward to watching "House"--but for my nightly fix of e-.  Comcast, being the marvels of efficiency that they are, will address the problem with a service call on Friday morning.  THANKS.In the spirit of doing things when I DAMN WELL GET AROUND TO </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116542699572850856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116542699572850856' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116542699572850856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116542699572850856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/comcastic-service-meme.html' title='Comcastic Service + A Meme'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116534915825767106</id><published>2006-12-05T14:05:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-05T14:05:58.276-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Merch, Festive</title><summary type='text'>     The Merch, Festive    Originally uploaded by Snurri. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116534915825767106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116534915825767106' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116534915825767106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116534915825767106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/merch-festive.html' title='The Merch, Festive'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116534151890285715</id><published>2006-12-05T11:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-05T11:58:38.950-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Status: Awake</title><summary type='text'>Am alive but a bit out of it.  Slept about two hours last night.  I don't really understand my insomnia.  I have much less stress than I did a couple of months ago, and yet when I lie down my brain won't shut off.  I suppose maybe it's just different stress.  New and exciting things to worry about!  Maybe I need a new affirmation.To distract y'all from your own worries:A new group blog, No Fear </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116534151890285715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116534151890285715' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116534151890285715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116534151890285715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/12/status-awake.html' title='Status: Awake'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116490971310785843</id><published>2006-11-30T12:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-30T12:01:53.153-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Please Note That I Am Not Linking to Britney's Private Bits</title><summary type='text'>My copy of the latest Locus arrived yesterday, with my ugly mug right there on the Deals/Announcements/Milestones page, right next to Ted's.  Woo-hoo!  I need a better picture, though.Go here and light a candle; the evil pharmaceutical company will donate money to AIDS research when you do.  Maybe that makes them non-evil?  My head hurts.Back in my college/lost years I kept Capcom in business </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116490971310785843/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116490971310785843' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116490971310785843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116490971310785843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/please-note-that-i-am-not-linking-to.html' title='Please Note That I Am Not Linking to Britney&apos;s Private Bits'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116482389140727299</id><published>2006-11-29T12:11:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-29T12:11:31.490-06:00</updated><title type='text'>"Form three lines.  You're in the wrong line, buddy."</title><summary type='text'>It was a beautiful morning, and now it's raining like mad.  Ah well.  The snow will be here tomorrow, I guess.  And after that, the snowmen.  Those creepy interlopers, loitering on lawns with their mocking grins . . . I swear, come February I'm going to buy a flamethrower and melt the bastards down.Speaking of violence, yesterday morning at the place where I get my tea and sometimes my breakfast </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116482389140727299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116482389140727299' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116482389140727299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116482389140727299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/form-three-lines-youre-in-wrong-line.html' title='&quot;Form three lines.  You&apos;re in the wrong line, buddy.&quot;'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116474725129823522</id><published>2006-11-28T14:54:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T14:54:11.316-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Gemini Society</title><summary type='text'>     The Gemini Society    Originally uploaded by Snurri. "At the intersection of Victoria Avenue and South Garden Street, in the heart of Little Uganda, stands the Southwestern branch of the Gemini Society (AKA the Sorcerer's Benevolent Society, AKA the Urban Magical Defense League).  Since 1947 this branch has been headed by the hydromancer Gwandoya Kyoga.  Kyoga is known to some as 'Old </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116474725129823522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116474725129823522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116474725129823522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116474725129823522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/gemini-society.html' title='The Gemini Society'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116474383865001735</id><published>2006-11-28T13:56:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T13:57:18.690-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Can't Stop Posting</title><summary type='text'>Over lunch I went over to pick up my paycheck at the temp office.  I was in the elevator going up, doing my usual reach-back to my backpack pocket which held the book in which I had placed my timecard, when the book (True Grizz, for the curious; not as good as his book on elephants, but good) fell out onto the floor.  The older man next to me in the elevator said: "Dropping all that knowledge!"  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116474383865001735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116474383865001735' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116474383865001735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116474383865001735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/cant-stop-posting.html' title='Can&apos;t Stop Posting'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116473698126711682</id><published>2006-11-28T12:02:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T12:03:01.300-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Where Have You Gone, Phil Hartman?</title><summary type='text'>Chess players to face anti-doping measures.Um?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116473698126711682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116473698126711682' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116473698126711682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116473698126711682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/where-have-you-gone-phil-hartman.html' title='Where Have You Gone, Phil Hartman?'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116473379994846947</id><published>2006-11-28T11:08:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T11:09:59.990-06:00</updated><title type='text'>This Post Would Like To Apologize For Itself</title><summary type='text'>I think I've figured out why my pens sometimes explode on planes.  If I'm using the pen when we take off, this never happens.  If I uncap the pen to write something while we are at 30,000 feet, I almost always end up with ink all over my hands, my manuscript, my flotation device.  (Does that sound dirty to anyone else?)  It's the cabin pressure, stupid.  Probably I could switch to some other sort</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116473379994846947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116473379994846947' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116473379994846947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116473379994846947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/this-post-would-like-to-apologize-for.html' title='This Post Would Like To Apologize For Itself'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116421672612894916</id><published>2006-11-22T11:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T11:32:06.163-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Rhetoric of Failure</title><summary type='text'>There was a dude outside the CTA station handing out energy drinks this morning.  I shouldn't have taken one.  I'm way too hyper to be at the office.  (In case you're curious about MONSTER:KHAOS ENERGY JUICE, it tastes like carbonated, sweetened orange juice and may cause you to sing Beatles songs in stairwells.  I expect to start twitching any moment now.)Last night Chris Elliott and Hugh </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116421672612894916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116421672612894916' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116421672612894916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116421672612894916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/rhetoric-of-failure.html' title='The Rhetoric of Failure'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116414049281995480</id><published>2006-11-21T14:21:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-21T14:23:15.780-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Two Items of Good News</title><summary type='text'>Firstly, it must be noted that Justin Morneau is now the AL MVP.  WOO-HOO!  In your face, every person at ESPN!  There is justice in the world.  Sorry, Jeter, maybe next year.  OR MAYBE NOT.Secondly, my long-ish short story "Oma Dortchen and the Pillar of Story," a fairy-tale about ethnographers, swans, ash-lads, trolls, men in top hats, a crone with a leak* and, um, fairy-tales, will be part of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116414049281995480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116414049281995480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116414049281995480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116414049281995480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/two-items-of-good-news.html' title='Two Items of Good News'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116407728897782372</id><published>2006-11-21T11:16:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-21T11:24:18.296-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Pretty Sure I Know All the Lyrics to "Milkshake and Honey," Though</title><summary type='text'>You know that recurring meme where they tell you that there was a study at X University that determined that as long as the first and last letters of a word are in place, the rest of the letters can be all jumbled up and you'll figure them out in a snap?  I'm calling BUSHLILT on that.  OK, that one wasn't so bad.  But the thing is that it only works if the rest of the word is gibberish.  If, say,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116407728897782372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116407728897782372' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116407728897782372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116407728897782372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/im-pretty-sure-i-know-all-lyrics-to.html' title='I&apos;m Pretty Sure I Know All the Lyrics to &quot;Milkshake and Honey,&quot; Though'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116399185985584307</id><published>2006-11-19T21:04:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-20T12:28:35.156-06:00</updated><title type='text'>We Always Lose to Sweden In Hockey and Eurovision</title><summary type='text'>This morning I wrote a scene in which two diplomats had a disagreement over cheesy potatoes.  I'm not sure if it's a good scene, but I sure had fun writing it.  I suppose I should blame my recent reading of Lud-In-the-Mist (which is excellent, BTW) and the frequent exclamations of "Toasted cheese!" within.This weekend I saw Stranger Than Fiction and enjoyed it very much.  (Mildly SPOILERY </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116399185985584307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116399185985584307' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116399185985584307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116399185985584307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/we-always-lose-to-sweden-in-hockey-and.html' title='We Always Lose to Sweden In Hockey and Eurovision'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116361549308915288</id><published>2006-11-15T12:24:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T14:04:12.733-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Look Out!  It's a Book Meme!</title><summary type='text'>Below is Time's (EDIT: Niall points out that this is not a Time list at all, but a Science Fiction Book Club list) most significant SF novels between 1953-2006.The meme part of this works like so: Bold the ones you have read, strike through the ones you read and hated, italicize those you started but never finished and put a star next to the ones you love.NOTE FROM ME THAT IS NOT PART OF THE MEME</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116361549308915288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116361549308915288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116361549308915288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116361549308915288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/look-out-its-book-meme.html' title='Look Out!  It&apos;s a Book Meme!'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116352622694404107</id><published>2006-11-14T11:36:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T11:47:25.710-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Celeste Simon's Window</title><summary type='text'>     Celeste Simon's Window    Originally uploaded by Snurri. "One of those displaced was the Swiss diva Celeste Simon, who was in the city for a four-week engagement of 'Il Seraglio.'  Her handlers made several increasingly desperate attempts to find a way out of the city, but were no more successful than any of those innocents whose only crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time . . </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116352622694404107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116352622694404107' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116352622694404107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116352622694404107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/celeste-simons-window.html' title='Celeste Simon&apos;s Window'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116352149099436664</id><published>2006-11-14T10:21:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T10:24:51.036-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Donut!</title><summary type='text'>The truth is that aside from, say, M&amp;Ms and Dr. Pepper, I'm not much for sweets in most cases.*  (You may hate me now if that is your way.)  When I was a kid it was different.  No disrespect to Mom, who makes some great cookies, but it was Grandma Burros that spoiled me.  I used to bogart her brownies when we visited.  They were a compulsion, like you get from those guys with the spiral </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116352149099436664/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116352149099436664' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116352149099436664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116352149099436664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/donut.html' title='Donut!'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116343574822130803</id><published>2006-11-13T10:35:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T10:38:50.206-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Yo, Scarecrow, Want a Smoke?</title><summary type='text'>Things that bug me: people who blow their smoke at me.  I love smokers as I love all god's creatures, but WTF?  Plus it seems like a lot more people are smoking in the mornings.  I like my mornings.  I like to go and get tea and breakfast and take the leisurely train ride/walk to work.  I don't like standing at an intersection waiting for a Walk light while the guy next to me is exhaling cancer </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116343574822130803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116343574822130803' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116343574822130803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116343574822130803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/yo-scarecrow-want-smoke.html' title='Yo, Scarecrow, Want a Smoke?'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116309316680833815</id><published>2006-11-09T11:24:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-09T11:26:06.846-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Everybody Move Your Feet and Feel United (Whoa Oh Oh)</title><summary type='text'>Do you remember "The Adventures of Pete and Pete"?  It was the greatest show ever on Nickelodeon; they had Steve Buscemi, they had Iggy Pop, they had a weird neighborhood superhero named Artie, they had a guerilla storytelling sensibility.  They had Luscious Jackson and Poi Dog Pondering; they had The Magnetic Fields before you ever heard of them.  (See!)  Go here to read a recent article about </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116309316680833815/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116309316680833815' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116309316680833815'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116309316680833815'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/everybody-move-your-feet-and-feel.html' title='Everybody Move Your Feet and Feel United (Whoa Oh Oh)'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116300345289647883</id><published>2006-11-08T10:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-08T10:30:52.936-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Farewell to the ReSmuglican Majority</title><summary type='text'>That's really all I have to say.Well, OK, one more thing: in watching the coverage on MSNBC, I was impressed with Rahm Emanuel.  He came off better than Howard Dean, I thought.Hello, hope.  Been a while, at least in this context.Yay!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116300345289647883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116300345289647883' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116300345289647883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116300345289647883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/farewell-to-resmuglican-majority.html' title='Farewell to the ReSmuglican Majority'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116291892673777698</id><published>2006-11-07T11:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-07T11:02:06.786-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Post-WFC/Election Day Edition</title><summary type='text'>Warren Ellis sums up voting.  It does kind of feel like that sometimes, doesn't it?  Even so.  Go do it.  And keep an eye out.  If the electronic polling thingy laughs maniacally after you exit the booth, tell someone.This weekend was WFC, and I am not yet recovered.  A few years back I spent a couple of summer weeks in Bergen, Norway, when the sun only went down for a few hours a night.  I was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116291892673777698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116291892673777698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116291892673777698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116291892673777698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/post-wfcelection-day-edition.html' title='Post-WFC/Election Day Edition'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116241162085445142</id><published>2006-11-01T14:06:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-01T14:07:00.896-06:00</updated><title type='text'>It Can't Be Just Me</title><summary type='text'>Rachel Ray is the Joker, right?  Right?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116241162085445142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116241162085445142' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116241162085445142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116241162085445142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/it-cant-be-just-me.html' title='It Can&apos;t Be Just Me'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116240463091321202</id><published>2006-11-01T12:10:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-01T12:10:30.956-06:00</updated><title type='text'>In My Mind, I'm Gone to [Austin]</title><summary type='text'>First, a quiz:What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?"  Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."  [NOTE: I used to.  I stopped doing that when I moved to Madison.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116240463091321202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116240463091321202' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116240463091321202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116240463091321202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/11/in-my-mind-im-gone-to-austin.html' title='In My Mind, I&apos;m Gone to [Austin]'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116226507506116698</id><published>2006-10-31T11:08:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-10-31T11:16:00.043-06:00</updated><title type='text'>In Her Frock Coat and Bipperty-Bopperty Hat</title><summary type='text'>Although I haven't seen an official notice yet, other people have announced it; so I thought I'd let you all know that my story "The Water-Poet and the Four Seasons," which originally appeared at the inestimable Strange Horizons, will be appearing in Prime Books' Fantasy: The Best of the Year, edited by Rich Horton.  May I just say WOW.  My first reprint!  Yay!  I can't wait to see the full TOC </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116226507506116698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116226507506116698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116226507506116698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116226507506116698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/in-her-frock-coat-and-bipperty.html' title='In Her Frock Coat and Bipperty-Bopperty Hat'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116223175040735904</id><published>2006-10-30T12:06:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-10-30T12:09:10.546-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Now get off your churr!  I mean "Chair."</title><summary type='text'>Are you, like me, a fan of Bob Dylan?  Then you should probably not go here and watch the video.  Seriously, don't.  You've been warned.  (Via Ms. Cadigan.)*Drinks Friday with Barth, who was in town for a conference.  Good talking about starting out as a novelist (you have your copy of The Patron Saint of Plagues, right?) and other things.  That, and a visit last week from my pal Keith and his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116223175040735904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116223175040735904' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116223175040735904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116223175040735904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/now-get-off-your-churr-i-mean-chair.html' title='Now get off your churr!  I mean &quot;Chair.&quot;'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116188038017504647</id><published>2006-10-26T11:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-26T11:33:00.260-05:00</updated><title type='text'>IM IN UR MUG . . . STEEPIN UR TEA</title><summary type='text'>Check out Merylinabarrel's Jack-O-Lantern.  It passes the Turing Test.  At least, A Turing Test.Austen update: gave up on Mansfield Park, moved on to Emma.  Emma herself isn't all that likeable, but she's at least amusing.  Fanny was too passive and impressionable.  Edmund was a pompous twit.Also reading about elephants again--this time, Cynthia Moss's Elephant Memories--and thinking about the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116188038017504647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116188038017504647' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116188038017504647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116188038017504647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/im-in-ur-mug-steepin-ur-tea.html' title='IM IN UR MUG . . . STEEPIN UR TEA'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116173312164463513</id><published>2006-10-24T18:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T18:38:41.996-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wenstrup House</title><summary type='text'>     Wenstrup House    Originally uploaded by Snurri. "Few citizens realize nowadays that the large house at the corner of Boulder and Scott was once the Sanctum Sanctorum of longtime Sorceror Supreme, Walter Wenstrup, the inspiration for the Marvel Comics character Dr. Strange.  It seems that artist Steve Ditko had read of Wenstrup's work in Prestidigitation Quarterly and began a correspondence </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116173312164463513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116173312164463513' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116173312164463513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116173312164463513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/wenstrup-house.html' title='Wenstrup House'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116170599334644247</id><published>2006-10-24T11:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T11:06:33.386-05:00</updated><title type='text'>In Which I Get Pissed Off by a Dumb TV Show</title><summary type='text'>I am a Midwesterner.  I was born here and I've always lived here.  There's a decent chance I always will.  The lazy dismissal of the citizens of "flyover country" is one way to quickly get on my bad side; in other words, if you use "Midwesterner" as shorthand for "ignorant and unimaginative" I will get ticked off.  Not to say that we don't have a few of those folks here, sure.  But I don't care </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116170599334644247/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116170599334644247' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116170599334644247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116170599334644247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/in-which-i-get-pissed-off-by-dumb-tv.html' title='In Which I Get Pissed Off by a Dumb TV Show'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116161952158081870</id><published>2006-10-23T11:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-23T11:05:21.640-05:00</updated><title type='text'>And I'm the Cure for Any Disease, 'Cause Ain't Nobody Funky Like Me</title><summary type='text'>Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man!  Oh man do I want this.  Maybe if I buy it for every kid I know I can sneak one for myself?  Make sure to watch the video.From another region of the Internet altogether comes this review of Rabid Transit: Long Voyages, Great Lies, pointed out by Mr. Barzak.  Very thoughtful (and favorable, overall) look at that publication, with some kind words about my story "Shackles."Not</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116161952158081870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116161952158081870' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116161952158081870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116161952158081870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/and-im-cure-for-any-disease-cause-aint.html' title='And I&apos;m the Cure for Any Disease, &apos;Cause Ain&apos;t Nobody Funky Like Me'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116118875978456588</id><published>2006-10-18T11:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-18T11:25:59.846-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Three Items O' the Day</title><summary type='text'>First of all, a small correction: Jason (my editor) tells me that Crown/TRP is a division of Random House, not whatever garbledygook I was talking before.  Please correct your press releases accordingly.Second, I have been reading The Essential Dr. Strange because I suddenly decided I had to have it, and wow, Steve Ditko may be a scary Objectionist Ayn-Rand worshipper, but he's also a pretty </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116118875978456588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116118875978456588' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116118875978456588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116118875978456588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/three-items-o-day.html' title='Three Items O&apos; the Day'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116110018378314388</id><published>2006-10-17T10:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-17T10:49:43.823-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Back to Life, Back to Reality</title><summary type='text'>So I am definitely feelin' the love from all y'all (notice how I retain my folksy manner of speaking), and thank you for that.  Good things only mean so much without friends to share them with, and based on the number of folks who've expressed their congrats through various channels, I've got a lot of 'em.  Thanks.Back to work, though.  I can't just bask in the love, and I have no editorial </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116110018378314388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116110018378314388' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116110018378314388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116110018378314388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/back-to-life-back-to-reality.html' title='Back to Life, Back to Reality'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116101525638443985</id><published>2006-10-16T11:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-16T11:14:16.433-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Biggest News</title><summary type='text'>So, I've checked with all concerned about whether it's OK to go ahead and announce this, and even though I'm afraid that talking about it out loud like this will just make the whole thing evaporate, I can't contain myself anymore.I sold a book.Yes.  Thanks to the efforts of superagent Shana, Superpowers will be appearing as a trade paperback sometime in or around the Spring of 2008.  The deal is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116101525638443985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116101525638443985' title='28 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116101525638443985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116101525638443985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/biggest-news.html' title='The Biggest News'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>28</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116084757135996288</id><published>2006-10-14T12:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-14T12:39:31.403-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Me Movie Meme</title><summary type='text'>News coming Monday, but first, via Gwenda, a meme.IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool . . .All right, grab your</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116084757135996288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116084757135996288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116084757135996288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116084757135996288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/me-movie-meme.html' title='Me Movie Meme'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116058221997915671</id><published>2006-10-11T10:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T10:58:34.620-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Blathering on About Books and Comics and Stuff</title><summary type='text'>My cold is on the comeback trail, my back is killing me, and they're predicting snow for tonight.  Nonetheless here I am posting through the anguish.I just have to throw this out there: I don't know what semiotics is.  Does it matter?  Should I ask someone to explain it?I must confess that I think at times that Howard Who? is a bit light (nothing against light stories, seeing as how I, um, write </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116058221997915671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116058221997915671' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116058221997915671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116058221997915671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/blathering-on-about-books-and-comics.html' title='Blathering on About Books and Comics and Stuff'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116040830683136956</id><published>2006-10-09T10:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-09T10:38:26.886-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Beware of the Milky Pirate!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116040830683136956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116040830683136956' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116040830683136956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116040830683136956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/beware-of-milky-pirate.html' title='Beware of the Milky Pirate!'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116040729021857435</id><published>2006-10-09T10:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-09T10:21:30.250-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Things That Are Ugly</title><summary type='text'>     Jane Austen omnibus edition    Originally uploaded by Snurri. 1. As promised, the cover to the Jane Austen omnibus that I'm reading.  Created for the Prissy Aunt Book Club.2. The Twins in the playoffs.  Wow, that didn't take long, did it?  Ouch.  I think, if it hadn't been for the epic struggle of the season, with the Bang of the first-place payoff coming right at the end, the sweep might </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116040729021857435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116040729021857435' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116040729021857435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116040729021857435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/things-that-are-ugly.html' title='Things That Are Ugly'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116040475334872808</id><published>2006-10-09T09:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-09T09:39:13.400-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"The Science of Sleep"</title><summary type='text'>My review is up at Strange Horizons; go here.Thanks to Niall for asking me to review it.  Nice to have something I could really sink my teeth into.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116040475334872808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116040475334872808' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116040475334872808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116040475334872808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/science-of-sleep.html' title='&quot;The Science of Sleep&quot;'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116015622337694531</id><published>2006-10-06T12:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-06T12:37:03.416-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Four People Who Are Awesome In My Opinion Right At This Moment (Not Eight Years Ago)</title><summary type='text'>It's a Friday, no one is on the Internet, and I'm posting like a rabid chipmunk looking for a bass player.  Savor the madness.1. Jane Austen.  Somewhere, out there, is a video from 1998 or so of me on a drunken rampage, threatening squirrels (not real ones) and screaming invectives at Jane Austen, whom I had never read.  This is my official retraction of that evening (which, to be fair to myself,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116015622337694531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116015622337694531' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116015622337694531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116015622337694531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/four-people-who-are-awesome-in-my.html' title='Four People Who Are Awesome In My Opinion Right At This Moment (Not Eight Years Ago)'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116015170721186832</id><published>2006-10-06T11:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-06T11:21:47.256-05:00</updated><title type='text'>WFC</title><summary type='text'>I am, as it turns out, going to Austin.  Who's going to be there?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116015170721186832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116015170721186832' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116015170721186832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116015170721186832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/wfc.html' title='WFC'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-116014740505532269</id><published>2006-10-06T10:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-06T10:10:05.150-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ghost in the Machine</title><summary type='text'>This is me talking about my uncle again, so if you find that tiresome look away.Roger was really into music; I just never realized how much.  I'd known he was a reggae fanatic, and since we always exchanged gifts at Christmas that became sort of a shorthand for shopping.  But when my brother and I went to the house the day after my sister's wedding--and what a weird, difficult experience that was</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/116014740505532269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=116014740505532269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116014740505532269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/116014740505532269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/ghost-in-machine.html' title='Ghost in the Machine'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115989748632111178</id><published>2006-10-03T12:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-03T12:44:46.390-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Could the Virus Be Causing That Incessant Beeping?</title><summary type='text'>Am home feeling icky today, but luckily there is baseball on.  This will either cheer me up or send me spiralling into a deep depression.  Will keep y'all updated.Speaking of things that are on, I humbly request that EVERYONE watch "Veronica Mars" tonight.  You'll like her.  She solves crimes!  While making many witty remarks.  She's a kid (now a college kid) and all the kids she knows are a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115989748632111178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115989748632111178' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115989748632111178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115989748632111178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/could-virus-be-causing-that-incessant.html' title='Could the Virus Be Causing That Incessant Beeping?'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115983502675861116</id><published>2006-10-02T19:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-02T19:23:46.796-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Cranky Old Man Asks . . .</title><summary type='text'>Who the &amp;%*# is Dane Cook?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115983502675861116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115983502675861116' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115983502675861116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115983502675861116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/cranky-old-man-asks.html' title='The Cranky Old Man Asks . . .'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115980480367801624</id><published>2006-10-02T10:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-02T11:00:03.720-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This Entry Has No Name</title><summary type='text'>Didja ever notice how, when there's a lot going on, people don't blog as much?  At least, I don't.  If I were a news organization, I would be the worst in the world.  "Sorry, folks, too much going on; can't stay and talk about it!"Yeah.  That's kind of how it is right now, for me.ITEM: The Twins, finishing in first.  I love these guys.  They spent the early part of the season in the cellar, and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115980480367801624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115980480367801624' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115980480367801624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115980480367801624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/10/this-entry-has-no-name.html' title='This Entry Has No Name'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115928540205957078</id><published>2006-09-26T10:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-26T10:43:22.060-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Me + Camera = Madness</title><summary type='text'>     PSA (Pigeon Sex Announcement)    Originally uploaded by Snurri. "At 3:38 P.M. on Tuesday, October 5th, 1982, an estimated 110,000 children were tuned into the 'Scary the Clown Show,' an after-school ratings hit for station WTSC.  Scary's sidekick, Cautious Coatimundi, threw to a cartoon titled 'Perfectly Proper Penelope Pigeon.'  Unfortunately, no one at the station had reviewed the cartoon </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115928540205957078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115928540205957078' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115928540205957078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115928540205957078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/me-camera-madness_26.html' title='Me + Camera = Madness'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115919753929478292</id><published>2006-09-25T10:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-25T10:19:00.003-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mark Twain Fried Chicken</title><summary type='text'>     Mark Twain Fried Chicken    Originally uploaded by Snurri. Chicago's been kind of a lonely place lately, so I decided to turn 36 in Hannibal, Missouri.  I didn't meet any ghosts, but I saw a lot of statues and several young fellows who may or may not aspire to become Huck and/or Tom.  (Apparently, there is a tradition in Hannibal where a boy and a girl of the appropriate age are chosen to be</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115919753929478292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115919753929478292' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115919753929478292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115919753929478292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/mark-twain-fried-chicken.html' title='Mark Twain Fried Chicken'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115878223821193623</id><published>2006-09-20T14:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-20T14:57:18.226-05:00</updated><title type='text'>PSA</title><summary type='text'>I'll be out of town from tomorrow until Sunday night with Internet access doubtful, so if you don't hear from me in that time NOBODY PANIC.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115878223821193623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115878223821193623' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115878223821193623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115878223821193623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/psa.html' title='PSA'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115868430067528887</id><published>2006-09-19T11:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-19T11:45:34.446-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Things That Are Good, and Things That Are Less Good</title><summary type='text'>Good:"Studio 60 On the Sunset Strip."  For Judd Hirsch, and for Matthew Perry.  Amanda Peet, not so much.  But wow.Samuel Delany's About Writing.  This one gets a Holy Shit.  It's kind of blowing me away, and I'm only on the Introduction.  I mostly don't believe in books about writing, but this one rocks.Bad:Talk Like a Pirate Day.  It wasn't that funny the first time.  Seriously, shut up.Harlan </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115868430067528887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115868430067528887' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115868430067528887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115868430067528887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/things-that-are-good-and-things-that.html' title='Things That Are Good, and Things That Are Less Good'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115859758479580762</id><published>2006-09-18T11:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T11:39:44.813-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Notes to Self</title><summary type='text'>I don't write a lot about writing here, mostly because I'm hyper-aware that no two writers work in the same way, and for me to talk about my process seems likely to bore folks to death.  But sometimes I find it helpful to read about those things--I like the interviews in Locus, for instance, because it's interesting to contrast my own work style with other peoples'.  Once in a while I even find </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115859758479580762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115859758479580762' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115859758479580762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115859758479580762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/notes-to-self.html' title='Notes to Self'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115817417173827657</id><published>2006-09-13T13:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-13T14:02:51.883-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Freud Sez: I Wish I Was Seth Cohen?</title><summary type='text'>I had a dream a few months ago that I was reading--and passionately discussing--comic books with Rachel Bilson. No nookie, just lots of commentary on the writers and artists and such. She knew more than the Comic Book Guy.It was actually kind of annoying.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115817417173827657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115817417173827657' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115817417173827657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115817417173827657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/freud-sez-i-wish-i-was-seth-cohen.html' title='Freud Sez: I Wish I Was Seth Cohen?'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115807320659770611</id><published>2006-09-12T09:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-12T10:00:06.616-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Words</title><summary type='text'>I don't have any, particularly, which is why it took me until today to post anything about that damned anniversary.  But two people made me feel a little better after the attacks five years ago.  One was David Letterman and the other was Jon Stewart.Take care of yourselves.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115807320659770611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115807320659770611' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115807320659770611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115807320659770611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/words.html' title='Words'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115764731946234450</id><published>2006-09-07T11:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-07T11:41:59.496-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Watch</title><summary type='text'>I've never been good with watches.  Watches tend to break on me, and the ones with the metal bands tear out the hair on my wrist, and I just don't like the feel of them there.  The one time (well, maybe there were two times) that I had a girlfriend at Christmas, we--without any foreknowledge--exchanged gifts of watches, both engraved on the back.  She lost hers within a week, and mine broke.  (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115764731946234450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115764731946234450' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115764731946234450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115764731946234450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/watch.html' title='The Watch'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115755764601948820</id><published>2006-09-06T10:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-06T10:47:26.030-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wear Your Outrage</title><summary type='text'>Mr. A.R. Yngve has created a t-shirt in response to the Ellison/Willis sitch.  And someone else (not sure who to give credit to) has created this one.I like the first one best; Haddayr likes the second.  The solution: buy both!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115755764601948820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115755764601948820' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115755764601948820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115755764601948820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/wear-your-outrage.html' title='Wear Your Outrage'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115748431733366053</id><published>2006-09-05T14:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-05T14:25:17.346-05:00</updated><title type='text'>(H)Al Duncan Is Smarter Than Me</title><summary type='text'>For those of you who may have been involved in or spectators of this thread over at The Elegant Variation, I kinda think Hal has won the internets with his 8/31 8:31 comment.  And without losing his shit, which is pretty much what I was doing every time I wandered over there.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115748431733366053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115748431733366053' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115748431733366053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115748431733366053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/hal-duncan-is-smarter-than-me.html' title='(H)Al Duncan Is Smarter Than Me'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115743962202438012</id><published>2006-09-05T01:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-05T02:00:22.123-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Comments</title><summary type='text'>So.The internets--at least, large chunks of the parts that I visit regularly--have been full of brave, puzzling, insightful, frustrating, biting, ridiculous, praiseworthy and appalling things this past week or so.  I can't claim to be particularly brave.  This whole thing makes my stomach hurt.  I'm bad with arguments, even friendly ones, and a lot of what I've seen has been rather unfriendly.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115743962202438012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115743962202438012' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115743962202438012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115743962202438012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/09/some-comments.html' title='Some Comments'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115687896678641647</id><published>2006-08-29T14:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-08-29T14:16:06.800-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fin Fang Foom Put Me In His PANTS.</title><summary type='text'>See here.My confession:Despite my lack of disposable income, I still trek to the comics store once a month to drop three bucks on a single comic.  Because the pendulum of continuity will ultimately make 52 and Civil War irrelevant, but life without Nextwave is not worth living.Carry on.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115687896678641647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115687896678641647' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115687896678641647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115687896678641647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/08/fin-fang-foom-put-me-in-his-pants.html' title='Fin Fang Foom Put Me In His PANTS.'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115678627125874243</id><published>2006-08-28T12:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-08-28T12:31:11.473-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Monday's Chatbot Learned to Tie His Bootlace</title><summary type='text'>It's time again for "Ask a chatbot!"  This week's question comes from Paul M. of Liverpool, England.  He asks:"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?"Mr. M. indicates that the question is rather pressing.  As usual, we here at Mumble Herder surveyed ten chatbots.  Let's see what our artificial friends had to say:iGod:Barring any unforseen circumstances.  What actions</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115678627125874243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115678627125874243' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115678627125874243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115678627125874243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/08/mondays-chatbot-learned-to-tie-his.html' title='Monday&apos;s Chatbot Learned to Tie His Bootlace'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115644092857721937</id><published>2006-08-24T12:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-08-24T12:35:28.593-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Comics Question</title><summary type='text'>Lately I've been thinking about comics.  I've always wanted to write a superhero comic, and I hope that someday it will happen.  Maybe something with Green Arrow, maybe something team-related.  Marvel or DC, it doesn't matter.  And I'm curious; how many of you think about the same thing?  If you're a writer--assuming you're a comics fan--what characters would you like to play with?  Alternatively</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115644092857721937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115644092857721937' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115644092857721937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115644092857721937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/08/comics-question.html' title='Comics Question'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115635151427810948</id><published>2006-08-23T11:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-08-23T11:45:14.363-05:00</updated><title type='text'>iTube</title><summary type='text'>I hadn't made much of an attempt to explore the depths of YouTube, but since discovering VideoSift it's become easier to find the good stuff.  They cull the good stuff--from Google Video as well--and highlight it.  RSS it.  This is how I discovered such videos as this mad crazy dulcimer guy and this surprisingly affecting acoustic cover of "Hey Ya".  Other fave vids (found elsewhere) include this</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115635151427810948/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115635151427810948' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115635151427810948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115635151427810948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/08/itube.html' title='iTube'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115617016854087820</id><published>2006-08-21T09:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-08-21T15:41:00.986-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Earworm for a Morning Walk</title><summary type='text'>Cos' it's a bittersweet symphony this life...Trying to make ends meet, you're a slave to the money then you die. I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down... You know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet, yeah. No change, I can't change, I can't change, I can't change, but I'm here in my mold, I am here in my mold. But I'm a million different people from one </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115617016854087820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115617016854087820' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115617016854087820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115617016854087820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/08/earworm-for-morning-walk.html' title='Earworm for a Morning Walk'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092464.post-115613553058942695</id><published>2006-08-21T09:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-08-21T09:27:02.360-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fear of a Chatty Planet</title><summary type='text'>It's time again for "Ask a chatbot!"  This week's question comes from Chuck D. of Long Island.  He asks:"Whatcha gonna do?  Rap is not afraid of you!"Word.  As usual, we here at Mumble Herder surveyed ten chatbots.  Let's see what our artificial friends had to say:iGod:I have no idea what to say.   You are not the only one.   I like the older rap music from the 1980's.Jabberwacky:Well you are not</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/feeds/115613553058942695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4092464&amp;postID=115613553058942695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115613553058942695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4092464/posts/default/115613553058942695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snurri.blogspot.com/2006/08/fear-of-chatty-planet.html' title='Fear of a Chatty Planet'/><author><name>Dave</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05191358992144333597</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://leep.lis.uiuc.edu/publish/djschwar/daveforweb.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
