Height: shorter than Elvis but taller than Johnny. Eyes: Fulfillingness' First Finale. Hair: sometimes. Build: Tower of Babel, Gormenghast, Temples of Syrinx. Subject to change without notice.
Aftenposten (one of the big Norwegian dailies, which does not have an RSS feed, dammit; I thought the Scandinavians were supposed to be all wired and stuff!) reports that Selma, Lake Seljord's answer to Nessie, has been recorded on sonar.
Do you know me? Read one of my stories. Will you know me then? I have blue eyes, but sometimes they are green. Does this help? I am older than The Electric Company but younger than Sesame Street. Have you figured it out yet?
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The 58-year-old is now training a new generation of cryptozoologists how to run an expedition to find unconfirmed animals by holding courses in Sweden.
I love it. What I want to know is, how do you know if he's really an expert or not?
"Well...I didn't catch the beastie. But I got closer than anyone else!"
(Nice that Selma seems to have a friend.)
-H
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