Friday, December 30, 2005

I Am a Sheep, Part Three: I Am a Bear

bear
Your soul is bound to the Ninth Totem, Titan:
The Bear
.

Titan appears as an umber colored bear. He
embodies strength, might, flair, and
power
. He is associated with the color
umber, the season of autumn, and the element of
earth. His downfall is overbearance.

You are most compatible with Cockroaches and
Snakes.


Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You?
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Totem? WTF?

2 Comments:

Blogger David Moles said...

Titan and Bear? That’s mixing some awful widely separated mythologies, isn’t it?

10:11 PM  
Blogger haddayr said...

A totem is what white people use when they try to pretend that they understand Native spirituality.

I'm a snake. I think all this passion and desire stuff would really, really surprise Jan:

"Your soul is bound to the Tenth Totem, Yen: the Snake.

"Yen appears as a vermillion colored cobra. He embodies passion, rapture, zeal, and desire. He is associated with the color vermillion, the season of summer, and the element of fire. His downfall is indulgence.

"You are most compatible with Bears and White Stags."

If this quiz were accurate, it would have said:

"Your soul is bound to the Twenty-Sixth Totem, Zack: the sleep-deprived Wooly Mammoth. Zack appears as a brown colored lumbering beast headed for extinction. He embodies exhaustion, confusion, clumsiness, and anger. He is associated with the color brown, the season of mud, and the element of farts. His downfall is self-pity and a propensity to wander."

12:06 PM  

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