I thought y'all might like to know that, now that I'm out of school, I have made plans. Life plans. Not like my writing goals; those are separate. No, I'm talking about actually making some effort to steer my destiny in the larger sense. Up until now I've more or less been a roll-with-the-universe's-punches type of guy. But no longer! Now I shall take the Apis bull by the horns! Witness my three-year plan:
Year One: Get a Job.
Year Two: Get a Dog.
Year Three: Get a House.
It's the perfect plan, I tell you.