Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Evil Genius

I thought y'all might like to know that, now that I'm out of school, I have made plans. Life plans. Not like my writing goals; those are separate. No, I'm talking about actually making some effort to steer my destiny in the larger sense. Up until now I've more or less been a roll-with-the-universe's-punches type of guy. But no longer! Now I shall take the Apis bull by the horns! Witness my three-year plan:

Year One: Get a Job.

Year Two: Get a Dog.

Year Three: Get a House.

It's the perfect plan, I tell you.

10 Comments:

Anonymous shana said...

heh. i read #3 as "horse."

3:41 PM  
Anonymous gwenda said...

Very nice, sir.

7:55 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Hee.

No, the horse comes after the house, and the guest house, and the library. And the stables.

11:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good plan.

Especially the dog.

- H

11:56 PM  
Anonymous Pete said...

Don't forget the white picket fence and the minivan.

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Patrick Samphire said...

1 - yep.
2 - yep.
3 - now, that's the tough one. Good luck!

10:08 AM  
Anonymous shana said...

as long as guests aren't put in the stables.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

Hush your mouth, Mr. Anderson!

. . . well, maybe the picket fence isn't so bad.

Patrick, I think there's a good possibility that Step 3 may take a bit longer than the others.

Shana, not unless they want to . . .

9:08 PM  
Blogger Nabeel said...

which school did you graduate from and what's your degree in?

what kinda job are you looking for? .. how is it going so far .. well economy is getting better, as they say, so good luck mate

5:02 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Hi Nabeel; I just finished up my Master's in Library Science through the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. I'm looking for public library work, mainly, and hopefully right here in the area.

Thanks for the well wishes :-)

5:11 PM  

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