The Swedish Chef Recites the Gettysburg Address

Fuoor scure-a und sefee yeers egu oooor fezeers bruooght furt oon thees cunteenent, a noo neshun, cunceeefed in Leeberty, und dedeeceted tu zee prupuseeshun thet ell mee ere-a creeted iqooel. Noo ve-a ere-a ingeged in a greet ceefil ver, testeeng vhezeer thet neshun, oor uny neshun su cunceeefed und su dedeeceted, cun lung indoore-a. Ve-a ere-a met oon a greet bettle-a-feeeld ooff thet ver. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ve-a hefe-a cume-a tu dedeecete-a a purshun ooff thet feeeld, es a feenel resteeng plece-a fur thuse-a vhu here-a gefe-a zeeur leefes thet thet neshun meeght leefe-a. It is eltugezeer feetting und pruper thet ve-a shuoold du thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Boot, in a lerger sense-a, ve-a cun nut dedeecete-a -- ve-a cun nut cunsecrete-a -- ve-a cun nut helloo -- thees gruoond. Bork bork bork! Zee brefe-a mee, leefing und deed, vhu strooggled here-a, hefe-a cunsecreted it, fer ebufe-a oooor puur pooer tu edd oor detrect. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zee vurld veell leettle-a nute-a, nur lung remember vhet ve-a sey here-a, boot it cun nefer furget vhet zeey deed here-a. It is fur us zee leefing, rezeer, tu be-a dedeeceted here-a tu zee unffeenished vurk vheech zeey vhu fuooght here-a hefe-a thoos fer su nubly edfunced. Bork bork bork! It is rezeer fur us tu be-a here-a dedeeceted tu zee greet tesk remeeening beffure-a us -- thet frum zeese-a hunured deed ve-a teke-a increesed defushun tu thet coose-a fur vheech zeey gefe-a zee lest fooll meesoore-a ooff defushun -- thet ve-a here-a heeghly resulfe-a thet zeese-a deed shell nut hefe-a deeed in feeen -- thet thees neshun, under Gud, shell hefe-a a noo burt ooff freedum -- und thet gufernment ooff zee peuple-a, by zee peuple-a, fur zee peuple-a, shell nut pereesh frum zee iert.

Via the Dialectizer.