He's Misstra Know-It-All

Things the US Postal Service should have delivered a while ago:

1. Criterion Edition of Rushmore purchased on Ebay;

2. Newest Locus, which is supposed to have reviews of no less than three (3) venues in which my stories appear;

3. Most recent issue of The Third Alternative, which has stories by Chris Barzak and others;

4. Rejection (or acceptance) for a story that's been at Realms of Fantasy since June and which Carina processed a month ago, according to the slush site.

I hate waiting.