Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Too Sleepy for Content

You're Prufrock and Other Observations!

by T.S. Eliot

Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

You're Colombia!

You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy.  You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own and which is someone else's.  You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time.  Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up.

Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

You're Tennessee!

A vibrantly musical individual, you probably know how to play multiple instruments. At the heart of your love for music is the guitar, though you have a soft spot for violins, which you refuse to call anything but fiddles. Fiddlesticks aside, you are very thin and have excellent posture. If you ever run for elected office, you won't even be able to get your hometown to support you. I guess that's why they call it the blues.

Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.


Anonymous HeyTrey said...

I'm Prufrock too.

Also Ireland: "Mystical and rain-soaked, you remain mysterious to many people, and this makes you intriguing. You also like a good night at the pub, though many are just as worried that you will blow up the pub as drink your beverage of choice. You're good with words, remarkably lucky, and know and enjoy at least fifteen ways of eating a potato. You really don't like snakes."

And the Moon: "You frequently take small steps, but you think very highly of each and every one of them. This aloof attitude doesn't begin to reflect how high and mighty you actually are, though you are able to reflect light onto others when it seems appropriate. Whether the glass is half full, half empty, waxing pedantic, or even crescent-shaped is something ever-changing in your perspective. These mood swings at least follow a consistent cycle, one that makes others believe you have mystical powers. Ultimately, your head is always in the clouds and you just can't seem to stay grounded."

When did the moon become a state? Did I miss something?

11:36 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

The moon is a state of mind, man.

I'm guessing it's because they have the much-trumpeted 64 possible results. I wonder what the other additional states are.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous HeyTrey said...

Judging by the posted results, other states include Guam, Panama Canal, Guantanamo Bay, Greed, and Fear.

And the quiz I saw over in Christopher Rowe's blog says I'm Jack Kerouac. The coolest, baby!

12:27 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

I got Kerouac, too.

Means nothing to me, I'm afraid.

2:37 PM  

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