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1. Surreal Magazine rejects really quickly. Almost as quickly as I type.

2. Rhapsoidia isn't a paying market, but it sure looks nice from here. My story "Flash Bison" will be appearing in their Summer Issue--which I suppose means nearly a year from now.

3. The Atlantic takes about a month to reject, and they send the whole manuscript back. Did it offend that much?

4. Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's meaningless. It doesn't even mean you can't enjoy it. As the redoubtable Ms. Dinesen (nee Blixen) once said, "It is not a bad thing in a tale that you understand only the half of it." Words that I live by.