He's Misstra Know-It-All
Things the US Postal Service should have delivered a while ago:
1. Criterion Edition of Rushmore purchased on Ebay;
2. Newest Locus, which is supposed to have reviews of no less than three (3) venues in which my stories appear;
3. Most recent issue of The Third Alternative, which has stories by Chris Barzak and others;
4. Rejection (or acceptance) for a story that's been at Realms of Fantasy since June and which Carina processed a month ago, according to the slush site.
I hate waiting.